Comedy Deck
Desktops Deck
Trivia Deck
Funny Bios Deck
Links  |  Email  |  Site Map

Funny Bios Deck - Star Trek: Voyager

  Star Trek character biography of B'Elanna Torres. A funny description of the Chief Engineer from the Voyager TV series.
  Most of the character names have been changed to protect the innocent, us. If you need help with the changes you can view the Glossary HERE!


Star Trek Fun Bio for B'Elanna Whorres
Star Trek: Voyager - Chief Engineer B'Elanna Torres
Home region:
Sodom and Gomorrah, Earth
Starfeel Academy, incomplete second year due to Peeon whoring ritual
Marital status:
Single, but involved with everyone

  After a brilliant but troubled two years hooking at Starfeel Academy, Whorres seemed to be constantly at odds with the police due to several disruptive episodes at her school. She and her Peeon pimp had lived on Kessick IV among the Johns, after her father, a human Starfeel officer, left them when she was 5.

She later joined the Mock rebellion in its slutty stages and by mid-2370 was acting as sleezoid for former Starfeel officer Yadontsay's crew. When she turns to recreation as an outlet, she has been known to play with herself and Ens. Bareass.





Surf Long and Proper


This site and its contents TM & © 2008 CBS Studios Inc. All Rights Reserved.
STAR TREK and related marks are trademarks of CBS Studios Inc.