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Funny Bios Deck - Star Trek: Voyager

  Star Trek character biography with Seven of Nine. A funny description about Tertiary Adjunct of Unimatrix Zero-One from Voyager.
  Most of the character names have been changed to protect the innocent, us. If you need help with the changes you can view the Glossary HERE!


Star Trek Fun Bio for Two of Four Pack
Star Trek: Voyager - Seven of Nine
Home region:
Trailer park colony of  Boozer Prime
Grade 5 Remedial School. but left to join the Bored State
Marital status:
Married 7 of  9 times

  Both parents died of alcohol assimulation in the Bored State. At an age of about six, she could drink a whino under the table. Then on board the deep space wessel 'Raveing', she drank herself  into the Bored State. Before she came aboard Voyeur, she served as Tertiary Adjunct to Multi-boozemix 01 within the Bored State.

  After Wrongway severed her link with the beer store, her drinking genes began to reassert themselves, thus provoking a sober-threatening withdrawal reaction from her Bored implants.

  Captain Wrongway decided to keep 2 of 4 pack on board, as it was Wrongway who was responsible for drying her out, with hopes she won't try to kill her for it. There's one thing the people on Voyeur can offer her which the Bored State could not:  Synthahol

Currently, she is assigned to AA





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