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Comedy Deck - Funny Star Trek Text Jokes

  Funny Star Trek jokes like these short gags, StarFleet parodies, Next Generation poems, humorous one liners and Enterprise comedy text.


Short Jokes and One Liners
  1. What does a Romulan frog use for camouflage?
    -A croaking device.
  2. Why does the ENTERPRISE stock so much toilet paper?
    -To wipe out the Klingons around Uranus.
  3. If Mr. Spock has pointed ears, what does Mr. Scott have?
  4. Q. Why did Worf change his hair color?
    A. It was a good day to dye.
  5. Did you hear that the Star Trek Doctors from The Next Generation, The Original Series and Deep Space Nine are setting up their own medical practice?
    -They're going to call it "Crusher, Bones and Bashir."
  6. Did you hear about the E.M.H. on Voyager. He started going nuts and killing all his patients.
    -They're saying he's a hologramicidal maniac.





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