Comedy Deck - Funny Star Trek Text Jokes
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Funny Star Trek jokes like these short gags, StarFleet parodies, Next Generation poems, humorous one liners and Enterprise comedy text.
Short Jokes and One Liners
What does a Romulan frog use for camouflage?
-A croaking device.
Why does the ENTERPRISE stock so much toilet paper?
-To wipe out the Klingons around Uranus.
If Mr. Spock has pointed ears, what does Mr. Scott have?
Q. Why did Worf change his hair color?
A. It was a good day to dye.
Did you hear that the Star Trek Doctors from The Next Generation, The Original Series and Deep Space Nine are setting up their own medical practice?
-They're going to call it "Crusher, Bones and Bashir."
Did you hear about the E.M.H. on Voyager. He started going nuts and killing all his patients.
-They're saying he's a hologramicidal maniac.
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